My sister, Madeline

We were talking once about the shocks of childbirth in the woods. I told her I wanted to hire a film crew to videotape. We laughed. Trying to get decent power for lights and batteries would be impossible. Imagine trying to get a decent shot during the middle of light. We laughed harder. Tomorrow, I told her, we'll post an ad on craigslist: WANTED: director/camera operator for birth video. Price negotiable.